ALL THE QUESTIONS YOU'VE BEEN DYING TO ASK THE BAND... AND MORE

We put Dekadens to the test, we asked questions which no man has asked before.
And what did they reply? See for yourself!


BECKY

Full Name: Rebecca-Sue Unicorn
Birthday:
2nd November
Place of Birth:
London
Occupation:
Duct Tape Artist
Hobbies:
Collecting Tic Tac boxes
Musical Instruments you can play "Star Wars" on:
On my beer bottle organ
Idol:
Betty Boop
Favourite TV Show:
My Name Is Earrrrl
If you could be a superhero, who would you be?:
Chlorophyll Kid
Have you ever stolen anything?:
Have you seen your wallet recently?
Are you a fast runner?:
Watch me!
Reduce $45 by 28%:
$12.60.
How do paper airplanes fly?:
With a little motor, those futuristic paper airplanes are pretty damn impressive.
Complete this sentence:
If I were a secretary I would... quit my job. Woops.
Choose the odd one out: Cockatoo, Cockatiel, Cuckoo, Yo Momma.:
Cuckoo.


JAN

Full Name:JA`S MINE
Birthday: 30 February 1900
Place of Birth: Vama Veche
Occupation: professional drinker
Hobbies : killing time
Musical Instruments you can play "Happy Birthday" on: Pentium Intel 4
Influences: SILVESTER STRATONE
Favourite Food: weed
If you could be a superhero, who would you be?: CHUCK NORRIS
Have you ever stolen anything?: yes
Are you good at acrobatics?: yes
A bus travels at a speed of 80km/h. How far does it travel in 45 minutes?: 60 km
How many children does Jennifer Lopez have?: 2:J & LO
Complete this sentence: If I was Kim Deal for a day, I would... fuck the guitar player of DEKADENS
Choose the odd one out: Veni, Vidi, Vici, Milf: MILF


MIHAI

Full Name: Andrei Mihai a.k.a. The Man who Is a Boy and plays a bass that’s not a Toy
Birthday:
the day my mum shoved me out and my dad played the mandolin
Place of Birth:
the place of birth is between Conception and Death, I guess
Occupation:
occupied
Hobbies:
i love Hobbits !
Heroes:
Batman because he is Man but Bat in one single person ! Awsome !
Favourite Colour:
colour me bad
Musical Instruments you can play "Ba ba Black Sheep" on:
the five stringed wooden pigeon with a whistle on the side and fresh baked potatoes.
If you could be a superhero, who would you be?:
I would be the Spiraling Junkie, with his amazing power to spiral like a junkey while searching desperately for something sweet to EAT.
Have you ever stolen anything?:
I have stolen something
Can you read peoples minds?:
I can read
A car was sold for $2,975 for a 7% reduction in price, what is the original value?:
the original value is SWEET , MAN !
How do you change a lightbulb?:
I smash open the windows, tear down the walls, scream in despair and agony, phone a close friend from the next room and order pizza for closure.. fuck the light bulb, i OWN candles.
Complete this sentence:
If I were a salesman, I would SUCK THE LIPS OF A TURTLE SUPREME
Choose the odd one out: Teddy Bear, Unicorn, Puppy Dog, Scary Molestor :
I likeee teedddddddddddiiieeessss !!!


BODDY

Full Name: Alexandrescu Bogdan gen
Birthday:
12.06.1986
Place of Birth:
where my mom couldn’t afford to keep me inside her anymore
Occupation:
watching porn
Hobbies:
watching porn
Musical Instruments you can play "Jingle Bells" on:
my grandma’s ass
MILFS:
Monica Bellucci & Cleopatra Stratan
Favourite Movie:
Glad-He-Ate-Her
If you could be a superhero, who would you be?:
Negative Wonder Woman
Have you ever stolen anything?:
A drum stick
Are you interested in space travel?:
I don’t know yet
How many signs of the zodiac are there?:
How many are there?
Why is it not cool to be clever?:
Because it’s not clever to be cool.
Complete this sentence: I don't really like Ice cream much, because
LASSIE WAS A BOY!!
Choose the odd one out: Nokia, Samsung, Motorola, Siemens:
Rahatel

MANCAM POPCORN SI NE UITAM LA TVR...GOI !



AAAAAAAAAAAAAA.... SUNTEM GOI, DEZGOLITI, DESCUAMATI, DETERIORATI, PRIBEGI PE HARTIE SI STICLA.Am bagat POPCORN dupa care, am calcat pe STICLA, nu ne mai satura nimic, plecam si in TEXAS, si toate astea la asa o varsta frageda...

Daca nu va place POPCORNu' poate ne vedem Duminica, 30 noiembrie, la TVR Cultural, emisiunea ‘Remix’ realizata de Doru Ionescu, prezinta materialul promis despre Dekadens.
La orele 17.00.

Be there or beware !

Salut.

DEKADENS ARE HITTING... SXSW!

We have a new show added to our Canadian/American tour.

Dekadens are jetting of to Austin, Texas, to play at SXSW during the 18th-22nd March!
Some of 2008s artists which played at SXSW which we love: Be Your Own Pet Body of War with Kimya Dawson, Dan le Sac vs Scroobius PipDevin, Does It Offend You, Yeah? Joe Lean & The Jing Jang Jong, The Kills, Lykke Li, MGMT, MSTRKRFT, N.E.R.D., The Presidents of the United States of America, The Raveonettes, R.E.M., Robyn, Santogold, Simian Mobile Disco, Tapes 'n Tapes, Tilly and the Wall, The Ting Tings, Tokyo Police Club, Vampire Weekend and The Vines.

MUNCA E O CURVA... DAR CULOAREA E MISTO !



Dupa cum am zis, ne-am apucat de piese noi, la greu, cu greu, repertoriul se imbogateste si cu un cover, dur dar bland, moale dar neasemuit (ce cuvant urat...) de puternic... mi-am luat costum de repetitzii heavy duty si sesiuni de inregistrari down and dirty.

Nu sunt fotograf si nici critic deopotriva, dar poza asta e oachesa... eu o numesc :

"Flacau Mioritic In Tzoala Bleu de Hardughist Cinstit si Prost Platit dar are Trupa deci e OK"

Recenziile aspre vor fi pedepsite prin munca.

Noroc.

BRB + NEW STFF

PLUS! We've tweaked our myspace: http://www.myspace.com/dekadens

TURTLE POWER!

We haven't abandoned you, just so you know.
We're actually out fighting crime and whatnot, we will be back soon!

FIRE IN THE HOLE.. LA METROU' !




Cu toate ca nu sunt un participant la "traficul" subteran si nu merg cu metroul pentru ca nu am permis categoria"soarele cand apune, ia metroul, e pe bune !" , admir oamenii care au grija de mediul in care trebuie sa supravietuiasca zilnic, constransi de imprejurari.

O defilare de forte, cu intentia de a solidifica bunul simt de sub pamant, va avea loc pe data de 22 NOIEMBRIE, Statia UNIRII 2 , ora 11:00.

Am aflat din surse sigure ca adeptii for primi covrigu' cald si ceaiu' fierbinte daca stiu sa defileze frumos si sa demonstreze cum o mai buna conduita morala si consideratia fata de participantii din "trafic" poate genera o metamorfoza de zile mari : din BOU stagnant si greoi re-devii OM si te poti bucura din NOU de drepturile tale naturale de a calatori nestingherit cu METROUL GREU.

Exista si o PETITIE , nu d-aia care se lasa cu spanzuratoare si calai milostivi, ci cu sugrumarea ticalosiei de a fi VITA intr-un mediu de transport in comun.

METROUL GREU se vrea in cel mai scurt timp METROUL NOU si cu asemenea interventii, va fi ca nou in cativa pasi usori.

Sa invatam DECI, sa MERGEM cu METROUL !!!

p.s. : muzica buna in subteran, pe cand... ?


Bafta subteranilor !

ALL THAT SHE WANTS... IS TO SEE YOUR CUM !!!


Eveniment : concert ACE OF BASE ( nu intrebati...), SALA PALATULUI, ora 20 : 15.

Imboldit de dorinta arzatoare a prietenilor nostalgici, am fost de acord sa iau parte la aceasta prestatie - dar nu am regretat :))))))).

Odata ajuns la locatie, totul era deprimant : barul de la parter intins pe trei mese cu preturi ad-hoc si bauturi calde, Sala Palatului care vuia a congres, locurile libere care urlau dupa oameni dar nu aveau sa se umple curand si scaunele care iti permiteau sa iti misti numai capul , trupul fiind intemnitat pe durata concertului.





Plictisit enorm, apuc sa citesc niste cartulii cu versuri, imprimate si cu sponsorii si partenerii media ai evenimentului cand colo, in toata vegetatia care plutea in atmosfera, cineva imi atrage atentia asupra unui cantec "The sign", cu niste versuri care "mi-au deschis ochii" :

"I saw your sign and it opened up my eyes / I saw your cum"



Nefiind un fanatic al asilor de pica, am sunat sa ma documentez, si nu mare mi-a fost mirarea si rasul galagios cand, amicul de la celalt cap al firului imi infirma versurile citite, la fel de mirat si el.

Cu "ochii deschisi" de la "cum", dau sa citesc mai mult si mai mult si mai mult.. si gasesc alte trairi spontane si pornografice transcrise pe cartonul de promovare :

"I saw your sign - I saw you c-u-m
I saw your cum ! And it opened up my eyes
I saw your cum ! (cum, cum, cum) "

Si cum artistul nu este un simplu literar pornograf de meserie textier pentru artisti mitologici, nu s-a oprit la "esenta" si a continuat remixarea altor hit-uri, cum ar fi "It's a beautiful life", al carui refren numai credeti ca il banuiti sau stiti.

Iata-l :

"It's a shity life, oh oh ooo,
it's a shity life, oh oh ooo,
it's a shity life, oh oh ooo,
i just wanna be here beside you "



Probabil ca exista multe subsoluri in muzica dar ce lume e aceea unde trebuie sa cauti dedesubturile unei melodii apartinand celor de la Ace of Base ?..Versuri cu "cum" si "shity" vor redefini pop-dance-ul international.Si de pe la noi ar putea sa ciuleasca urechile cativa... IN YOUR FACE !

Interzis copiilor sub 12 ani, poate provoca dorinte primordiale la o varsta frageda si va poate intrista plodul inainte de majorat.

Asii de pica rules in my book ! :))))


O zi CUMpatata va doresc ! :)))))))



STEP INTO THE NEON LIGHTS !!!

A fost DEKADENS si BIZAR in CONTROL si un pic in afara lui, cu tzoale noi si dubioase, invitati surpriza, mult dans si instantanee memorabile despre aliante cu trompa.

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Cam atat... grija sa va aibe!

FRIDAY 7TH NOV ---> DEKADENS & LES ELEPHANTS BIZARRES!


THE WONDERS OF THE LOW-FI NIGHTS

printre nopti fara alibi si contur de creta gri,
au lipsit, din patru forme, patru umbre simple, vii...
bantuie din sunet dens printr-un labirint imens,
se inghesuie in piele si se-arunca-n cap din mers.