Amm.. avutt.. un cosmar aseara... se facea ca pozele luau viatza, vietzi, se puneau in miscare si isi faceau de cap.La un moment dat m-am trezittt si pozele luasera intr-adevar viatza si ma priveau cu ochi developatzi si reci, dar cu un ranjet monstruos pe fatza...Nu mi-a trebuith mult sa imi dau seama de putzin.Nu am reusit acolo unde altzii au dat gresh.M-am culcat tarziu si nu m-am sculat devreme.M-am trezith devreme dar am fost kaputttt.Pozele ma pandeau...Ce vretzi de la mine !?!?
"-Noi suntem pozele lui Dan Vezentan.. boooooo.... am venit sa ne dai socoteala pentru acordajul B-LIT pe care il folosesti.. cata durere aduci, cate suflete chinui... am venit sa te avertizam.. boooooo.... booooo...... da-ne ceva pentru booooorta !! "
Am sunat la singurul om care ma putea ajuta :
"- Alo, Pozaru' de la mare ?.. Va rog eu mult, am probleme.Nu, nu vreau sa itzi vad maimutza !?!... Asculta, omule, am o situatzie !... Ce ?... nu... prefer fetele...Alo ?... ALO ??!..."
Eram lac de frica si cineva pescuia pe mine.I-am trimis acasa si i-am certat, ca pescuiau fumatzi si ramasesera blocatzi in dreptul buricului.Apoi, mi-am adunat gandurile le-am certat ca nu au stat pe langa mine cum le-am zis si am inceput ofensiva. Am capturat esenta malefica a pozelor care ma bantuiau, intr-un film grotesque, si le-am alungat din od'aia mea, care dintr-un motiv ciudat, mi se parea foarte asemanatoare cu od'aia mea.
Si asa am scapat de lupul cel rau si hainele (a nu se intzelege tzoalele) lui pilule de crestere hormonala.
I know, I know, too many breaks, but... Boddy is sick (well, we all knew that), I'm flying off to England for 10 days, and Jan and Mihai? They'll be busy planning America and working and shizz.
Speaking of which, the announcements are already up for SXSW and CMW, and we're there.
We put Dekadens to the test, we asked questions which no man has asked before. And what did they reply? See for yourself!
BECKY
Full Name: Rebecca-Sue Unicorn Birthday: 2nd November Place of Birth: London Occupation: Duct Tape Artist Hobbies: Collecting Tic Tac boxes Musical Instruments you can play "Star Wars" on: On my beer bottle organ Idol: Betty Boop Favourite TV Show: My Name Is Earrrrl If you could be a superhero, who would you be?: Chlorophyll Kid Have you ever stolen anything?: Have you seen your wallet recently? Are you a fast runner?: Watch me! Reduce $45 by 28%: $12.60. How do paper airplanes fly?: With a little motor, those futuristic paper airplanes are pretty damn impressive. Complete this sentence: If I were a secretary I would... quit my job. Woops. Choose the odd one out: Cockatoo, Cockatiel, Cuckoo, Yo Momma.: Cuckoo.
JAN
Full Name:JA`S MINE Birthday: 30 February 1900 Place of Birth:Vama Veche Occupation: professional drinker Hobbies : killing time Musical Instruments you can play "Happy Birthday" on: Pentium Intel 4 Influences: SILVESTER STRATONE Favourite Food: weed If you could be a superhero, who would you be?:CHUCK NORRIS Have you ever stolen anything?: yes Are you good at acrobatics?: yes A bus travels at a speed of 80km/h. How far does it travel in 45 minutes?: 60 km How many children does Jennifer Lopez have?: 2:J & LO Complete this sentence: If I was Kim Deal for a day, I would... fuck the guitar player of DEKADENS Choose the odd one out: Veni, Vidi, Vici, Milf: MILF
MIHAI
Full Name: Andrei Mihai a.k.a. The Man who Is a Boy and plays a bass that’s not a Toy Birthday: the day my mum shoved me out and my dad played the mandolin Place of Birth: the place of birth is between Conception and Death, I guess Occupation: occupied Hobbies: i love Hobbits ! Heroes: Batman because he is Man but Bat in one single person ! Awsome ! Favourite Colour: colour me bad Musical Instruments you can play "Ba ba Black Sheep" on: the five stringed wooden pigeon with awhistle on the side and fresh bakedpotatoes. If you could be a superhero, who would you be?: I would be the Spiraling Junkie, with his amazing power to spiral like a junkey while searching desperately for something sweet to EAT. Have you ever stolen anything?: I have stolen something Can you read peoples minds?: I can read A car was sold for $2,975 for a 7% reduction in price, what is the original value?: the original value is SWEET , MAN ! How do you change a lightbulb?: I smash open the windows, tear down the walls, scream in despair and agony, phone a close friend from the next room and order pizza for closure.. fuck the light bulb, i OWN candles. Complete this sentence: If I were a salesman, I would SUCK THE LIPS OF A TURTLE SUPREME Choose the odd one out: Teddy Bear, Unicorn, Puppy Dog, Scary Molestor : I likeee teedddddddddddiiieeessss !!!
BODDY
Full Name: Alexandrescu Bogdan gen Birthday: 12.06.1986 Place of Birth: where my mom couldn’t afford to keep me inside her anymore Occupation: watching porn Hobbies: watching porn Musical Instruments you can play "Jingle Bells" on: my grandma’s ass MILFS: Monica Bellucci & Cleopatra Stratan Favourite Movie: Glad-He-Ate-Her If you could be a superhero, who would you be?: Negative Wonder Woman Have you ever stolen anything?: A drum stick Are you interested in space travel?: I don’t know yet How many signs of the zodiac are there?:How many are there? Why is it not cool to be clever?: Because it’s not clever to be cool. Complete this sentence:I don't really like Ice cream much, because LASSIE WAS A BOY!! Choose the odd one out: Nokia, Samsung, Motorola, Siemens:Rahatel
We have a new show added to our Canadian/American tour.
Dekadens are jetting of to Austin, Texas, to play at SXSW during the 18th-22nd March!
Some of 2008s artists which played at SXSW which we love: Be Your Own Pet Body of War with Kimya Dawson, Dan le Sac vs Scroobius PipDevin, Does It Offend You, Yeah? Joe Lean & The Jing Jang Jong, The Kills, Lykke Li, MGMT, MSTRKRFT, N.E.R.D., The Presidents of the United States of America, The Raveonettes, R.E.M., Robyn, Santogold, Simian Mobile Disco, Tapes 'n Tapes, Tilly and the Wall, The Ting Tings, Tokyo Police Club, Vampire Weekend and The Vines.
A fost DEKADENS si BIZAR in CONTROL si un pic in afara lui, cu tzoale noi si dubioase, invitati surpriza, mult dans si instantanee memorabile despre aliante cu trompa.
