SIBIU, CLUB PROPAGANDA, TOMORROW!

ALL THE QUESTIONS YOU'VE BEEN DYING TO ASK THE BAND... AND MORE
We put Dekadens to the test, we asked questions which no man has asked before.And what did they reply? See for yourself!
Full Name: Rebecca-Sue Unicorn
Birthday: 2nd November
Place of Birth: London
Occupation: Duct Tape Artist
Hobbies: Collecting Tic Tac boxes
Musical Instruments you can play "Star Wars" on: On my beer bottle organ
Idol: Betty Boop
Favourite TV Show: My Name Is Earrrrl
If you could be a superhero, who would you be?: Chlorophyll Kid
Have you ever stolen anything?: Have you seen your wallet recently?
Are you a fast runner?: Watch me!
Reduce $45 by 28%: $12.60.
How do paper airplanes fly?: With a little motor, those futuristic paper airplanes are pretty damn impressive.
Complete this sentence: If I were a secretary I would... quit my job. Woops.
Choose the odd one out: Cockatoo, Cockatiel, Cuckoo, Yo Momma.: Cuckoo.
JAN
Full Name:JA`S MINE
Birthday: 30 February 1900
Place of Birth: Vama Veche
Occupation: professional drinker
Hobbies : killing time
Musical Instruments you can play "Happy Birthday" on: Pentium Intel 4
Influences: SILVESTER STRATONE
Favourite Food: weed
If you could be a superhero, who would you be?: CHUCK NORRIS
Have you ever stolen anything?: yes
Are you good at acrobatics?: yes
A bus travels at a speed of 80km/h. How far does it travel in 45 minutes?: 60 km
How many children does Jennifer Lopez have?: 2:J & LO
Complete this sentence: If I was Kim Deal for a day, I would... fuck the guitar player of DEKADENS
Choose the odd one out: Veni, Vidi, Vici, Milf: MILF
MIHAI
Full Name: Andrei Mihai a.k.a. The Man who Is a Boy and plays a bass that’s not a Toy
Birthday: the day my mum shoved me out and my dad played the mandolin
Place of Birth: the place of birth is between Conception and Death, I guess
Occupation: occupied
Hobbies: i love Hobbits !
Heroes: Batman because he is Man but Bat in one single person ! Awsome !
Favourite Colour: colour me bad
Musical Instruments you can play "Ba ba Black Sheep" on: the five stringed wooden pigeon with a
If you could be a superhero, who would you be?: I would be the Spiraling Junkie, with his amazing power to spiral like a junkey while searching desperately for something sweet to EAT.
Have you ever stolen anything?: I have stolen something
Can you read peoples minds?: I can read
A car was sold for $2,975 for a 7% reduction in price, what is the original value?: the original value is SWEET , MAN !
How do you change a lightbulb?: I smash open the windows, tear down the walls, scream in despair and agony, phone a close friend from the next room and order pizza for closure.. fuck the light bulb, i OWN candles.
Complete this sentence: If I were a salesman, I would SUCK THE LIPS OF A TURTLE SUPREME
Choose the odd one out: Teddy Bear, Unicorn, Puppy Dog, Scary Molestor : I likeee teedddddddddddiiieeessss !!!
BODDY
Full Name: Alexandrescu Bogdan gen
Birthday: 12.06.1986
Place of Birth: where my mom couldn’t afford to keep me inside her anymore
Occupation: watching porn
Hobbies: watching porn
Musical Instruments you can play "Jingle Bells" on: my grandma’s ass
MILFS: Monica Bellucci & Cleopatra Stratan
Favourite Movie: Glad-He-Ate-Her
If you could be a superhero, who would you be?: Negative Wonder Woman
Have you ever stolen anything?: A drum stick
Are you interested in space travel?: I don’t know yet
How many signs of the zodiac are there?: How many are there?
Why is it not cool to be clever?: Because it’s not clever to be cool.
Complete this sentence: I don't really like Ice cream much, because LASSIE WAS A BOY!!
Choose the odd one out: Nokia, Samsung, Motorola, Siemens: Rahatel
BRB + NEW STFF
TURTLE POWER!
We haven't abandoned you, just so you know.We're actually out fighting crime and whatnot, we will be back soon!
SOMETHING GOT STARTED AND THE CROWD WAS ORACULAR SPECTACULAR





the TING TINGS si MGMT au planat in atmosfera aseara, 10.10.2008, in club FABRICA, in amalgamul de poze, intervuri decupate si clipuri proiectate, timp de aproape un ceas.Cum evenimentul anunta, Les ELEPHANTS BIZARRES au pornit din pole position,direct cu o piesa MGMT si apoi au facut un blend frumos intre piese proprii si trupa sarbatorita, asa cum le sta bine "bizarilor", de altfel foarte bine inchegati si "bizar" de dinamici.Au urmat unii, DEKADENS, pregatiti sa "start something" cu avant imprumutat de la TING TINGS si de la publicul din club, care a emis o energie pozitiva toata seara si a impulsionat miscarea pe scena, in pofida unor mici probleme tehnice.WE STARTED "SOMETHING" si ORACULAR SPECTACULAR sunt, pe langa titulaturile albumelor lansate in club FABRICA, si actiunile merituoase ale publicului prezent aseara si efectul garantat al unei multimi care a venit cu chef de distractie.Publicul a pornit energia, a sustinut-o timp de 2 ore si a fost un efect oracular spectacular.
Bravo, les EB si mai ales bravo publicului.
Ma duc inapoi in pat ca sunt mort de somn...
Pa.
KILL & TELL & THE NAKED TRUTH: KILLING IT AT CLUJ
ANOTHER REHEARSAL OUTTAKE
NEON LIGHTS SNEAK PREVIEW
Taken last night at rehearsals while messing around.
Enjoy!
OUR NEW LOOK
GFY

Go Fuck Yourself ! - aceasta campanie se poate administra bucal sau anal cat timp atinge centrii nervosi la timp si nu estenevoie de avizul doctorului sau reteta scrisa deoarece este natura ta sa fii un un ipocrit pragmatic si de asta numai tzarana te poate salva.
RANT: WHY WE SHOULD SUPPORT THE MUSIC SCENE
I'm writing this because of some of the articles I've read on websites about certain festivals and concerts:
I've noticed, and I'm sure many others have recently, about the publics perception of bands.
People all seem to think bands in Romania are copying something from somewhere.
The truth is every single musician has listened to bands from outside of Romania, and in some way put this into their style.
Like the UK, where there are millions of bands which play the same thing and get famous for it.
We all have some sort of a rock icon in our heads, and we all wish to be like that person some day.
Which is completely normal, everybody feels the same way in any domain.
There are so many songs and bands in this world, that somewhere a riff will sound like that riff you heard on the radio by that band that you know which also sounds like a band that you saw on TV.
I'm sure almost every band in Romania has two purposes: to play music and to have fun. At least, we do.
There are only a small handful of bands in this country, each with their own personal style and ideas.
But somehow, there seems to be only room for one type of genre because everything else gets knocked and criticised.
Everybody expresses their opinion online. Which is fair enough, but they don't understand that the person reading it will soak in this information.
Why should it be that way?
If we are always criticising musicians constantly they will become unmotivated to continue, then what's left of the scene here in Romania?
I think that people should stop criticising bands, stop folding their arms and for once support them.
Go to their concerts, have fun and dance, have a drink or two, appreciate good music.
In order for music to grow, we need to start appreciating what they do.
That's not to say however, that we should love every bad tune that comes along.
But wouldn't it be great to get loose in the audience, lose your heads (as we say) and have a good time?
Why should it be about image all the time?
So in essence, if you're really going to take my bullshit into account:
1. Go to concerts, support your local music scene.
2. Buy originals and stop stealing from the internet (but we all do it, so what the heck)
3. Have FUN.
Rant: OFF
Becky
OMEN AT A WEDDING
THE MEXICAN PONCHO BAND
Bex: raaawr
Mihai: bloody alexandrescu
Mihai: bloody shit
Mihai: i ain't wearing stripes, mime outfits and stuff
Bex: oh yes you are
Mihai: i don't even have the time to reach the sound check in time
Bex: then u will be the odd one out
Mihai: when we will have a theme party u can count on me
Bex: and people will laugh at you and say
Mihai: i wil be odd one ?
Mihai: yes
Mihai: good thinking
Bex: "hey look, its the guy that isnt a mime"
Bex: "lets all point and laugh"
Mihai: aham
Mihai: is that what you tell yourself when u go to bed at night ?.. i am the normal one, i am the normal one
Mihai: and then you wipe the powder off your face
Mihai: and u pantomime into sleep mode
Bex: pantomime is something else
Bex: its when actors dress up and play story book stuff on stage
Mihai: doesn't matter
Mihai: i ain't wearing that
Mihai: bye bye
Bex: pffft
Bex: well
Bex: boddys with me
Bex: right?
Bex: jeez
Boddy: you said all in black
Mihai: plus to do this one day befor ethe concert, i barely have time to sit around and do this right after such a long pause
Bex: what have i got to do around here to get people to dress up like mimes?
Mihai: u have to behead yourself
Bex: i would
Mihai: u wouldn't
Bex: but then i wouldnt be much of a singer, would i?
Mihai: but u would have an image
Bex: then i would truly be a mime
Mihai: boddy
Boddy: pula mea io n-am idei
Mihai: deci am eu o idee
Mihai: maine
Mihai: cantam numai cu spatele la public
Mihai: toti
Boddy: dar in curu gol
Mihai: becky
Mihai: in curu gol
Mihai: dar pudrat si cu o fata desenata cu ruj
Bex: i will be the odd one out
Mihai: u will be out allright
Bex: i have a better idea
Boddy: putem sa venim imbracatzi in echipament de tenis
Bex: YOU can sing for me just for tomorrow mihai
Mihai: putem sa venim in echipament de supt pula
Mihai: i can't sing
Mihai: but tx anyway
Mihai: i rather puke and slip
Bex: that can be arranged
Mihai: is that a proposal ?
Bex: mihnea says hello
Mihai: does mihnea know what you do ?
Mihai: mihnea i hello you right back
Mihai: dupa ce termin cu ideile astea dementziale
Mihai: i wil lbe in the shadows
Bex: i propose
Bex: we dress like dracula
Bex: we will be drindie
Mihai: one dracula
Mihai: i want to be his legs
Bex: dracula indie
Mihai: u can be the head
Mihai: jan and boddy wil be the boddy ( of course ) and arms
Mihai: indicula
Mihai: indiecula
Mihai: lindiecula
Boddy: drasugipula
Mihai: mersi l afel
Mihai: becky, go back to sleep
Boddy: i can't see where this conversation is heading right now
Boddy: but i gotta study
Mihai: u want head ?
Bex: mihai, jump out the window
Mihai: sugi pula , boddy !
Mihai: it's closed
Mihai: plus
Mihai: i have shackels while at work
Mihai: i can't jump
Bex: human slavery
Boddy: mihai, jump out the window sucking cock
Mihai: boddy suck the cock before it becomes a rooster
Bex: boddy, how old are you?
Boddy: is it medically relevant?
Mihai: rhcp song , famouse for it's sexual anthem suck thst cock ( boddy )
Mihai: for you to suck cock
Mihai: it's medically relevant
Mihai: because u need it
Mihai: to calm down
Mihai: suck 3-4 cocks before lunch for a good sleep
Mihai: gata ?
Boddy: deci asha ramane?
Mihai: asha ramane , tu sugi pula si eu ma intorc la treaba
Mihai: si maine ne imbracam in anusuri
Mihai: ca sa cantam totzi ca un cur
Bex: yeah... you go ahead and do that
Mihai: toti ca un cur
Boddy: we should dress like an unordinary indie punk band
Mihai: you are right
Mihai: u should've said suck cock more often
Mihai: boddy is to blame
Mihai: how do ordinary punk indie bands dress like ?
Mihai: awful, i get it
Bex: like an unordinary indie punk band with a girl in a tutu
Mihai: i do that all the time
Mihai: well a tutu isn't funny at all
Bex: its not supposed to be funny
Boddy: let's all dress in ponchos
Mihai: what about punches ?
Boddy: without anything else
Bex: BRILLIANT IDEA
Mihai: boddy wants to show his eggs basket
Bex: the mexican indie punk band
Mihai: ntz ntz ntz
Bex: mindie
Boddy: mexindie
Mihai: indix
Bex: windix?
Mihai: redefine the genere
Bex: thats like window cleaner
Mihai: we don't play music
Mihai: we play shitsic
Mihai: or suckmycocksic
Mihai: http://www.mycock.com/dekadens
Mihai: our new web site
Mihai: i did mycock by myself
Mihai: and a lot of people were on it
Mihai: i have loads of friends on mycock
Boddy: is it me or that site really exists?
Boddy: "our next song is from our mycock page..."
Bex: and if im drunk enough
Bex: i just might say that
Mihai: mycock.com
Mihai: mycock.cum
Bex: uhm
Bex: that domain exists
Bex: its from cumbria in wales I think
Boddy: what did i tell you
Boddy: elite pass
Bex: i am putting some of this on our page
Bex: only some
Mihai: i rather have boddy suck my cock
Mihai: and jan sayiing : " puuuuulaaa meaaa, mihai... "
Mihai has left the conference.
Boddy: so
Boddy: i'm glad we reached the same bottomline
Boddy: have to go study
Boddy has left the conference.
PRESENTING: BEBE & BODY!

OH NO! WE GOT TRAPPED IN A COMPUTER
Pentru a inlatura aura misterioasa din studioul foto (care sigur se afla in mijlocul drumului...) cei patru s-au pus pe rockerit (in mijlocul drumului...).Energia pe care o emana trupa era imensa incat cristale swarowsky au inceput sa le tzashneasca din cap de diferite culori, in functie de starea pe care o aveau.Cristalul lui Becky era verde pentru ca se simtea verde.Cristalul lui jan era negru pentru ca si-ar fi dorit-o mai mare.Cristalul lui Boddy era mov pentru ca el foarte gay si cristalul lui Mihai era de un albastru inchis pentru ca alta culoare nu au avut la magazin.Pacea s-a instaurat din nou pe planeta dekadensilor deoarece gazele de la mici combinati cu bere au produs o senzatie de reverie pe care o puteai simti in aerul rarefiat si pana si mana criminala care facea print-screen-uri se oprise de mult..si au fost balonatzi cu totzii pana la adanci batranetzi.































